cakver

A person who is shit at group bet selections and is a cunt

Oliver Calvert is a Cakver

by Harrywarwick11 October 9, 2021

throat carver

An extremely harsh on the throat cigarette,whether it be tailor made or a rollie.
Can be used singular or plural.

That first cigarette of the day after a night on the piss is a throat carver.
Marlboro cigarettes are throat carvers,especially unfiltered.

by GS71 April 6, 2015

Pumpkin Carver

{having anal sex with a guy without using lube}

Adrian:Yo yo why is that dude walking so strangely
Chloe: He got rammed last night by a pumpkin carver.
Adrian: Damn, those pumpkin carvers have no mercy

by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018

alexander calvert

The most motherfucking beautiful human being according to literally everyone who likes supernatural a goddamn smocking hot bab but his personality is like a baby boy because he is a child

Alexander Calvert’s new name is papi chulo-SSD

by Alexander’s #1 fangirl y e s May 24, 2018

Calvert

Putrid liquified pungent green baby feces. Obscure French slag.
Usually occurs when a person has had a bad diet of wine and pomme-frites.

“If I go out drinking tonight I’ll end up having a such a sore stinging calvert”.

Je ne veux pas avoir un mauvais calvert - I don’t want to have a bad shit.

by Mr Corbeire December 18, 2020

Living Rock Caverns

A place in Runescape. It is really good for 99 Mining. It contains Concentrated coal and Concentrated Gold. There are no level requirements to enter the mine, but there are high level monsters there(proceed with caution).

bob: hey zezima did u get 99 mining in living rock caverns
zezima: na man it wasnt out yet
bob: haha sucker

by seaofskillz June 9, 2011

canverse

When wearing a pair of converses (or other sports shoe), stomping on a beer or soda can so that it becomes attached to the shoe and makes a satisfying crunching noise every time you take a step.

Me: Hey, you finished with that coke can?
Friend: Yeah, why?
Me: I'ma wear some canverses.

by Jeetajoo September 14, 2007