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cake fam 

Moronic bitches who roast each other on the daily, laugh at their own jokes, and get more pussy and dick than yo whole ancestry. Every member has cake and they all have sexual nicknames that be funny af. Their fuckboys/boyfriends/any boy involved with them are called cakeboys. They're always turning up and they funny and loyal as hell. Beware of them though because if you fight one cake fam girl you fight them all bitch! Also, their favorite things to eat are hot cheetos and chicken quesadillas with watermelon arizona juice.

Sayings: "Are you dumb as fuck?!" "Are you sumb or dupid?" "There's too much dick in the air. Febreeze!" "When bae's tired but you horny af." "It takes time to suck a dick." "Go in a hole and choke on a dick." "Salty as a saltine."

Members: Grandma Booty, Darbooty, Ho Ho, Porncess, Merslutties, and Irene the Virgin
Cake fam is so ratchet, I love them.
cake fam by Merslutties February 25, 2015
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fam cake 

The group of girls with excessive cake (fat booties) that all role together. AKA- fat bootie squad
Wow, here comes MacKenzie and her fam cake
fam cake by carol effilige January 16, 2017

fam cake 

A family with excessively fat buttoxes.
Wow, that is a family with some cake. I wish my family had some fam cake.
fam cake by jdoggbhj January 17, 2017

dawn's famous jello cake 

Jello cake made by Dawn, famously
Cake as made by Dawn's famous jello cake
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