Moronic bitches who roast each other on the daily, laugh at their own jokes, and get more pussy and dick than yo whole ancestry. Every member has cake and they all have sexual nicknames that be funny af. Their fuckboys/boyfriends/any boy involved with them are called cakeboys. They're always turning up and they funny and loyal as hell. Beware of them though because if you fight one cake fam girl you fight them all bitch! Also, their favorite things to eat are hot cheetos and chicken quesadillas with watermelon arizona juice.

Sayings: "Are you dumb as fuck?!" "Are you sumb or dupid?" "There's too much dick in the air. Febreeze!" "When bae's tired but you horny af." "It takes time to suck a dick." "Go in a hole and choke on a dick." "Salty as a saltine."

Members: Grandma Booty, Darbooty, Ho Ho, Porncess, Merslutties, and Irene the Virgin

A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.