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cairosexual 

*this random person sitting nicely*

person 1
“i got a hard”

person 2
oh no bro why do u have a hard?!”

person 1
“oh actually im cairosexual! im attracted to people that sit nice!”

person 2
“thats so cool bro i wish i was cairosexual too:(“
cairosexual by 41RP0D5 March 20, 2024

curiosexual 

When your sexuality is not yet certain, if you don't know whether you are attracted to men or women, or even both.
I heard Lloyd can't choose between John or Kate, i guess he's curiosexual.

You reaching the Curiosexual parade later?
curiosexual by lloyd john July 24, 2010

cirnosexual 

sexual identity of someone who has sexual desire for the ice fairy cirno from the series of video game and manga touhou project
did you know that joe is cirnosexual, what a loser

Camosexual 

Camosexual originates in the Appalachian mountains. It pertains to those individuals who are obsessed with camouflage. Camouflage clothes, guns, bikes, cars and tents are in the person's arsenal of camo. they like so much camo that they are considered to have a love affair with it.
Jim Bob covered his truck in camo? he's such a camosexual.
Camosexual by middlebuttcheek April 14, 2009

carlsexual 

Edin:omg I think I love carl
Carol:that means your Carlsexual
carlsexual by Kategib01928272 December 29, 2020

camerosexual 

A camerosexual is very turned on by a smell, a touch, or even the ear lobe of a cameron. Camerosexuals like to be felt upon by a hobknocker. Camerosexuals/Camerons like to be given head, licked on their testicles, and they like to dip their scrotum in ketchup, if they dip it in mustard, the head of the penis will be burnt off. Sometimes, when you give a Camerosexual too much love, they will be filled with excitement and hump everything in their path. When a Cameron is spotted by a Camerosexual, they make loud calling noises, and start peeing on each other.
Sometimes in bed, Camerosexuals like to be licked upon by some jelly and toast, so it can moisturize their bodies.

Wow! Is that a Camerosexual? His body looks so soft!
I know, we had sex the day before yesterday, he told me to give him head, his scrotum was so soft!

Woah, is that Cameron?
He's a total hottie, he's Camerosexual.
camerosexual by Camera Sex September 5, 2010