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dumbass 12yr old eu who is shitty at the game and has a rage peak, basicaly a bitch ass cracka
oh cairon? he a bitch ass cracka
Cairon by Envyf August 4, 2022
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Cairns Clawhammer 

When your girl is on her knees going down on you, grab the base of your cock and guide your cock into her cheek. This is when you move quickly to one side dragging her with you.
I was getting passionate so i gave the old Cairns Clawhammer!
1. Incredible man of perfect posture. Their jokes are absolute Bangers and they’re an outright hilarious person. An absolute man magnet as well as incredibly cool. When they aren’t being hilarious they are being incredible at everything else and being VERY manly. What’s not to love about this incredible human being.

2. The name of a pile of rocks found on top of hills. Often used to signify the highest point or to provide Hansel and Gretel like directions.
1. “Cairn is quite possibly the most hilarious person I know. Last time he cracked a joke I almost shat my pants.”

2. “I have decided that I am going to go camping with Cairn beside the nearby Cairn.”

3. “Did you know that there are only 128 people called Cairn in the world? It just shows how lucky someone is to know someone of such status.”
Cairn by FuckYouIzzy September 30, 2019
A word used by people who don't know the proper way to spell Corona, a common nickname for the Covid-19 disease caused by the SARS-CoV-2 coronavirus.
*on Discord or something*
Finn: yooo carona sucks man
Gavin: bruh lmao "carona"
Carona by gIsForGravity February 17, 2021

cairns fag 

a guy from cairns (north Queensland) who tends to take as much time doing his hair as his sister would, shaves his legs and wears short, tight pants and colourful fag singlets. most of these people go to saint augustines.
innisfail: yo cairns fag, come over here for a second!
cairns: can i suck your dick?
cairns fag by peoplethesedays95-11 November 13, 2011

Jory Caron 

The very handsome, funny, & quick witted host of the following shows:

"Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This"

"Jory Caron Opens Mail and Shit"

"GTFO My Deck"

Loves to laugh, pretty much at everything Zachary Little says (and seriously you can't blame him).

Loves chocolate, but not white chocolate, that shit is nasty.

Is not a fan of Licorice.

Loves getting Candy in the mail. Especially candy he's never tried.

Lives in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.

Makes videos on You Tube to appease his huge fan base.
Jory Caron is one sexy mother fucker!

I wish Jory Caron would respond to my tweet but he has over 9400 follows.

Jessica:OMFG Angel!! Jory Caron Friended me on FaceBook!!
Angel: OMG OMG OMG! you're SO LUCKY it sucks the FaceBook cap is 5000! Im so jealous!!

I love it when Jory Caron throws something in the microwave and then high tails it behind the tin foil shield.
Jory Caron by janetlc69 January 1, 2012