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1. Incredible man of perfect posture. Their jokes are absolute Bangers and they’re an outright hilarious person. An absolute man magnet as well as incredibly cool. When they aren’t being hilarious they are being incredible at everything else and being VERY manly. What’s not to love about this incredible human being.

2. The name of a pile of rocks found on top of hills. Often used to signify the highest point or to provide Hansel and Gretel like directions.
1. “Cairn is quite possibly the most hilarious person I know. Last time he cracked a joke I almost shat my pants.”

2. “I have decided that I am going to go camping with Cairn beside the nearby Cairn.”

3. “Did you know that there are only 128 people called Cairn in the world? It just shows how lucky someone is to know someone of such status.”
Cairn by FuckYouIzzy September 30, 2019
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A simple pile of rocks, mainly useless, unless you like rocks..

Not very interesting.

Just..the
"I'm gonna go make a cairn"

"I'm gonna go knock a cairn down"

"Why do cairn's exist?:/"
Cairn by Larabofsoban February 2, 2012
A common name for girls in the West of Scotland. A pleasant girl, always looking out for other. She’s always laughing and if she isn’t, she’s making others laugh, normally extremely pretty .
Who’s that? I don’t know but she looks like a Cairn.
Cairn by pasghetti lad July 21, 2018
Southern slang for carrion. Putrid, rotting flesh.
The buzzards were flocking to eat the cairn.

You ain't a man until you've sat down and ate breakfast next to a pile of cairn.
cairn by 6doublefive321 February 8, 2009
short for cairn terrier
Actually, in the photographs I have of him he looks quite typical of his breed, and not unlike the cairn chosen to play 'Toto' in the 1939 movie 'The Wizard of Oz'.
He was my grandfather's cairn terrier, Ginger - a typical long-legged cairn of the early twentieth century, only a few generations removed from his working forebears.
cairn by Gungaloo December 29, 2017
A ginger boy which wears NOT STYLISH size 7 ladies sketchers
Cairn u ginger get good creps u cretin
A ginger boy which wears NOT STYLISH size 7 ladies sketchers
Cairn u ginger get good creps u cretin