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Caescare is a well known chill person known for just being chill, he definitely loves sports. He loves being around his friends and going to the mall to get girls MK shoes he hates people that talk smack but won't fight him right after. He is the person you would take to a night club after the kids go to bed. He loves sweet ladies. He likes light skin girls who are very special.His desire is his shoes,football and more. His is mostly a ladies man that girls are attracted to. And if he likes a girl he will tell her without a doubt.He is a very known person but won't tell you he is. He isn't a secret to hide from your girlfriend's. He loves music mostly rap. He plays his music hella loud because he can.He is a quick person who has a future to tell.
Chill - very chill

A real Caescare
by Definition Goddes February 7, 2018
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Caesared

Getting Caesared is when you get shanked by all your close friends at once, like Julius caesar from Shakespear's play "Julius Caesar" act 2. This usually occurs after somone has commited a dasterdly deed, or sometimes just for fun.
"After steward made Raine mad, we had to conspire to get Stewart Caesared."

"If she keeps talkin mess, we might have to Caesar Alexis."
by Tomokiman September 19, 2016
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Caesarean section

A ritualistic birthing method practised almost universally among humans in the western hemisphere and most of Europe. Also known as a "c-section".

In a Caesarean section, the fetus is extracted through a large vertical incision usually going from the naval to the pubis mons. This method of birthing does not result in the usual birth-related stretching of the vagina, thus preserving what many hold to be a sacred orifice.
Dave's dating this cougar. He said she's had five kids, all without a Caesarean section. He swears you can tie her meat curtains in a knot.
by Captain Vimes October 14, 2011
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Julius Caesared

When you and the boys stab someone multiple times with your own individual knives.
"According to the medical examiner, the victim had been Julius Caesared. He had multiple wounds from different weapons.
by Felon Light October 5, 2019
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caesarean haircut

1. A short hair style, with the hair combed forward (in some cases to disguise a receding hairline), effecting a resemblance to various busts or portraits of Caesar.

2. A surgical procedure that removes some of the baby’s hair during birth.
“Look! A caesarean haircut!”
I did it myself with barber clippers.”

“That newborn looks unreasonably stylish.”
“He got a caesarean haircut.”
by Bottom Ford, Esq December 29, 2010
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Caesare

Like, the coolest person EVER. She's so tight, and there's nothing you could possibly do to make yourself cooler than her. Plus, she'll understand if you have to go to the skate park in a helmet.
"Who's that?"
"Oh, that's Caesare."
"OH MY GOSH."
by lalaland429 September 6, 2009
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Caesare

(Chez-uh-ray) A totally steaming hot guy with a nice fluffy afro. Caesare's usually enjoy skateboarding, and staring at hot women. They are quite witty with a bit of failing Algebra. They like the beach, which goes along with staring at hot women. Especially white chicks. Did I forget to mention Caesare's are never white themselves? If they are, they are definitely not a true Caesare. Sexy.
girl 1: "OMG did you just like, totally see that hot non-white guy just now?!"
girl 2: "yeah, girl. He's definitely like, a Caesare."
by Nikkaaaaaaay June 1, 2010
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