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cactopaper 

Toilet paper that hurts so bad when you use it it cuts,bruise, or in anyway hurts your ass.
Doug-Are you ok?
Justin-Yeah but i just wiped my ass with some cactopaper and now i think i'm bleeding.
cactopaper by Justisemo June 18, 2007
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cactophile 

someone who enjoys having relations with cacti!
did you see that guy's colonoscophy? hes definately a cactophile
cactophile by Cravin Morhedd April 8, 2008

CaptOllie 

To horrendously mess up a word
Bill captollied the word "many" yesterday and spelled it with a "g".
CaptOllie by George McScrooge December 24, 2008

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026