Cactoplie

Putting a cactus in your butt for sexual pleasure

I’ve been walking funny since my wife got me into cactoplie

by Da milk man October 1, 2025

cactopaper

Toilet paper that hurts so bad when you use it it cuts,bruise, or in anyway hurts your ass.

Doug-Are you ok?
Justin-Yeah but i just wiped my ass with some cactopaper and now i think i'm bleeding.

by Justisemo June 18, 2007

cactophile

someone who enjoys having relations with cacti!

did you see that guy's colonoscophy? hes definately a cactophile

by Cravin Morhedd April 8, 2008

CaptOllie

To horrendously mess up a word

Bill captollied the word "many" yesterday and spelled it with a "g".

by George McScrooge December 24, 2008