sparm

unsolicited and unwanted sperm; sperm which is simply a nuisance; unwanted pornography

My sex life seems to be bedevilled with sparm these days. or, My computer is increasingly cluttered up with sparm.

by philologue August 23, 2011

Telecropolis

Any high place aggressively occupied by broadcasting masts or telecommunication towers.

They've put a telecropolis on the top of Pendle!

by philologue August 24, 2011

milf-portrait

the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face

Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!

Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.

by philologue August 11, 2011

vulva vulture

a male addicted to indiscriminate heterosexual acts

That vulva vulture has screwed every whore in Utah and is now laying siege to Sister Josephine!

by philologue October 05, 2011

cackfapped

given to masturbation with the left hand

cf sinisterbation

There are lots of cackfapped guys around these days. When I was young we were rapped around the knuckles if we were caught doing it like that.

by philologue August 11, 2011

metamilfosis

The process of becoming a highly desirable older woman

By her fortieth birthday Lucia's metamilfosis was complete.

by philologue August 18, 2011

clit crit

Informed discussion of sexual partners, practices, variations, anatomy.

We had an extended clit crit session after surfing last Monday.

by philologue October 05, 2011