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milf-portrait

the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face
Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!

Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.
by philologue August 14, 2011
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four minute milf

I was looking forward to a whole night of bliss, but she was a real four minute milf.
by philologue August 14, 2011
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cabhaggler

One who habitually becomes embroiled in pig-headed confrontations.
That miserable cabhaggler is going to get a black eye very soon!
by philologue August 22, 2011
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metamilfosis

The process of becoming a highly desirable older woman
By her fortieth birthday Lucia's metamilfosis was complete.
by philologue August 22, 2011
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right hand milf

This is my right hand milf. I couldn't do without her.
by philologue August 14, 2011
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vulva vulture

That vulva vulture has screwed every whore in Utah and is now laying siege to Sister Josephine!
by philologue October 5, 2011
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windmilf

Attractive older lady fond of outdoor pursuits
I often see that gorgeous windmilf up on the downs walking her dog
by philologue August 15, 2011
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