milf-portrait

the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face

Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!

Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.

by philologue August 14, 2011

four minute milf

I was looking forward to a whole night of bliss, but she was a real four minute milf.

by philologue August 14, 2011

Informed discussion of sexual partners, practices, variations, anatomy.

We had an extended clit crit session after surfing last Monday.

by philologue October 05, 2011

Any high place aggressively occupied by broadcasting masts or telecommunication towers.

They've put a telecropolis on the top of Pendle!

by philologue August 26, 2011

one who has an intense aversion to the external female genitalia, or simply to their appearance

I love fucking Julie but her cunt's so ugly - I suppose I'm in the classic vulvophobe's dilemma.

by philologue October 05, 2011

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.

by philologue August 22, 2011

given to masturbation with the left hand

cf sinisterbation

There are lots of cackfapped guys around these days. When I was young we were rapped around the knuckles if we were caught doing it like that.

by philologue August 14, 2011