milf-portrait

the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face

Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!

Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.

by philologue August 11, 2011

Telecropolis

Any high place aggressively occupied by broadcasting masts or telecommunication towers.

They've put a telecropolis on the top of Pendle!

by philologue August 24, 2011

vulva vulture

a male addicted to indiscriminate heterosexual acts

That vulva vulture has screwed every whore in Utah and is now laying siege to Sister Josephine!

by philologue October 05, 2011

cackfapped

given to masturbation with the left hand

cf sinisterbation

There are lots of cackfapped guys around these days. When I was young we were rapped around the knuckles if we were caught doing it like that.

by philologue August 11, 2011

four minute milf

milf so desirable that premature ejaculation is inevitable

I was looking forward to a whole night of bliss, but she was a real four minute milf.

by philologue August 11, 2011

milf shake

a dance in which many attractive older women are taking part

Dolly and Eric's reception turned out to be a bit of a milf shake.

by philologue August 12, 2011

clit crit

Informed discussion of sexual partners, practices, variations, anatomy.

We had an extended clit crit session after surfing last Monday.

by philologue October 05, 2011