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milf-portrait

the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face
Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!

Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.
by philologue August 14, 2011
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four minute milf

I was looking forward to a whole night of bliss, but she was a real four minute milf.
by philologue August 14, 2011
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cackfapped

given to masturbation with the left hand

cf sinisterbation
There are lots of cackfapped guys around these days. When I was young we were rapped around the knuckles if we were caught doing it like that.
by philologue August 14, 2011
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sparm

unsolicited and unwanted sperm; sperm which is simply a nuisance; unwanted pornography
My sex life seems to be bedevilled with sparm these days. or, My computer is increasingly cluttered up with sparm.
by philologue August 25, 2011
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Telecropolis

Any high place aggressively occupied by broadcasting masts or telecommunication towers.
They've put a telecropolis on the top of Pendle!
by philologue August 26, 2011
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vulvophobe

one who has an intense aversion to the external female genitalia, or simply to their appearance
I love fucking Julie but her cunt's so ugly - I suppose I'm in the classic vulvophobe's dilemma.
by philologue October 5, 2011
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windmilf

Attractive older lady fond of outdoor pursuits
I often see that gorgeous windmilf up on the downs walking her dog
by philologue August 15, 2011
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