20 definitions by philologue

vulvophobe

one who has an intense aversion to the external female genitalia, or simply to their appearance

I love fucking Julie but her cunt's so ugly - I suppose I'm in the classic vulvophobe's dilemma.

by philologue October 5, 2011

windmill wank

On insertion of the penis into an armpit, (usually not one's own), the recipient rotates the arm windmill-style until the desired consummation is attained.

We've tried everything except a windmill wank; there simply isn't room in her tiny bedsit.

by philologue August 16, 2011

cackfapped

given to masturbation with the left hand

cf sinisterbation

There are lots of cackfapped guys around these days. When I was young we were rapped around the knuckles if we were caught doing it like that.

by philologue August 11, 2011

Telecropolis

Any high place aggressively occupied by broadcasting masts or telecommunication towers.

They've put a telecropolis on the top of Pendle!

by philologue August 24, 2011

spunktilious

sexually well-mannered and considerate. It is not necessarily a virtue in all circumstances.

He was so spunktilious that our night together was a trifle tame.

by philologue August 24, 2011

clit crit

Informed discussion of sexual partners, practices, variations, anatomy.

We had an extended clit crit session after surfing last Monday.

by philologue October 5, 2011

catsbreath

bad halitosis

I started to french that chick but I nearly threw up on account of the catsbreath, man.

by philologue August 11, 2011