cack pipe

noun. The anus. The poo chute.

My Sigmund Freud's are killing me. It feels like I'm passing broken glass through my cack pipe.

by wotsit September 5, 2003

cack pipe cosmonaut

Homosexual
He who prefers rusty to busty.

Have you seen that gentleman? He looks like a right cack pipe cosmonaut.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

cackpipe cosmonaut

A slang, light-hearted term for a homosexual.

'Terry's gay, y'know...'
'Get out! How do you know?'
'I shagged him.'
'Get out!'
'Honest, dolly. He's 100% cackpipe cosmonaut.'

by rxnxr October 17, 2009

cackpipe cosmonaut

A cackpipe cosmonaut is one who prefers to dock in the rear loading bay.

dale winton = cackpipe cosmonaut

by no foreskin physicist April 16, 2010

cackpipe cowboy

Gay, homosexual, a person who inserts his penis into another mans cakpipe (asshole)

Ur such a cackpipe cowboy!!

by ASS WIPE June 19, 2004

cackpipe cosmought

a person that gives it up the chocolate starfish!

baby.. . . give it to me up my cackpipe hard and fast!!

by slim June 11, 2004