cack pipe

noun. The anus. The poo chute.

My Sigmund Freud's are killing me. It feels like I'm passing broken glass through my cack pipe.

by wotsit September 5, 2003

cack pipe cosmonaut

Homosexual
He who prefers rusty to busty.

Have you seen that gentleman? He looks like a right cack pipe cosmonaut.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003