cack attack

to squirt jizz on your knuckles and punching someone in the face

my ho was being a bitch so i cack attacked her.

by unclestevesy February 1, 2008

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crackattack

The sudden, unstoppable need to use crack cocaine.

I was on my way home to see my wife when I was hit by a crackattack, so I called my dealer and got high instead.

by Jason Corrigall December 7, 2006

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When an unknown species of women runs up to you in school hallways and grabs your penis. she then continues to run with a hard grasp on your penis down the hallway. usually resulting in your nuts falling into your stomach, slight scaring, or a missing penis.

Chucky: OMG! John just got cockattacked by that ugly animal Cori!
Andrea: OMG! NO! i need that!
Cori: hahaha i've got your penis!
John: ow! ow! ow! Holy shit! my penis is gone!!!

by Elizabeth Mary Grace December 12, 2005

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Crackattack

An appalling and uncomfortable person or situation to be around usually enhanced by substance abuse.Can be used to describe a situation and or person. Relating to: a ridiculous outburst, an ongoing issue of insanity, or an unproductive otherwise useless person with terrorist tendencies and drug related issues. Can be a verb and or title/description.

1) She is a total crackattack.

2) I had to call the police because I was crackattacked.

3) There are too many crackattacks at this bar, we should leave.

etc...

by trumessenger January 13, 2011

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