crack-attacker

A flamboyantly homosexual man, derived from his eagerness for penetrating the anus, i.e. butt "crack."

"Yo dog check out this guy with the capris and Justin Bieber cutoff shirt on."
"Yeah I know right? Total crack-attacker."

by Doctor_Dean November 04, 2013

Crack Attack

When either a crackhead or a drunk college aged chick has a mental breakdown over a minor Incident and proceeds to make a scene

It was wild, Jessica lost her Juul and had a full blown crack attack, I knew those tequila shots weren’t a good idea

by JerrysLooseCannon December 27, 2019

Crack Attack

When your ass crack itches badly

Man, Jeremy over there scratchin his ass. He must be having a crack attack

by _WonderBoy_ January 16, 2015

crack attack

When a basehead goes through withdrawal and loses his or her shit.

Did you see the DMX show? Dude had a crack attack right up on stage!

by diasco June 11, 2004

crack attack

Extreme itch/burn in your ass crack, often occurring after taking a shit and not wiping properly.

My ass crack feels raw. I've got some serious crack attack d00d.

by Kylenol September 27, 2003

Crack Attacked

When one's pants fall down due to a sudden motion which in turn exposes part of their buttocks and or the crack of their buttocks.

Clara: Alyssa just got up from her seat and totally crack attacked me!

Becca: Oh man, she's always doing that. You have to be careful when you sit behind her.

by Lisser Lou March 13, 2010

crack attack

the execution of a sneak attack on an unsuspecting individual using primarily your ass, preferably in a smearing motion.

A. Dude! Sam just crack attacked Cameron's face!

B. Dag yo!

by sam tinsley November 10, 2004