cblock 

When a friend disarms your efforts towards a girl. Short for cock-block.

A successful undertaking of a person out to get a better shot at a friend's intended target.

"She was definetly looking at me man, but mark cblocked me and I was hosed"

"Jorge was such a cblock last night, he would not leave me and her alone."

cblock by Dr. Joseph Junio January 21, 2004

cBlock 

cBlock is a group of people (usually brown) that run ching (high school in Brampton). Ranging from grade 9 to grade 12, they protect the school from opp schools or people within the school causing problems. They may have back from cb and ca and other neighbouring high schools depending on the group/grade.

Boy #1: fuck cBlock!
Boy #2: are u stupid!? cBlock will dummy u!

cBlock by Canadalover123 February 8, 2020

counter-clockwise 

Used to confuse someone in the process of making a counter-clockwise maneuver, causing them to reverse direction against all logic and reasoning. The grinding of mental gears ensues as the individual instinctively reverses direction, thus moving clockwise, even though the suggested "correction" indicated a change to counter-clockwise. Tons of fun at parties.

*someone passes the joint counter-clockwise, away from you*
"No dude, COUNTER-clockwise!"
*the individual reverses direction and passes you the joint*

counter-clockwise by zanhoshi October 9, 2009

Fuck This Shit O'Clock 

That time of day when whatever you're doing becomes so irritating that you simply have to cease immediately and exit the area. No matter what the clock states as the actual time, it is still Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Morning, noon and night, any second of any hour can become Fuck This Shit O'Clock. So named because when the moment is reached, people tend to either do a wild, exasperated hand flinging gesture or smash their hands down onto a surface and say "Fuck this shit!!" And then leave.

It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.

"Dave, can you just run me off twenty copies of this on your way past the photocopier?"

"Sorry Sir, no can do. It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock and I'm outta here."

Fuck This Shit O'Clock by MagickDio October 9, 2012

eighteen o'clock 

The eighteen year anniversary that occurs precisely the moment of a persons birth.

At exactly 1:15 am a dad awoke his child and said, " Happy birthday. Its eighteen o'clock and starting right now your considered of legal age, whats your plans for the future ?"

eighteen o'clock by jpg3 September 21, 2011

John O'Clock 

A term used when WWE commentator John Bradshaw Layfield makes a mistake on air and people call him out for it. The term originated from Whatculture WWE's King Ross.

IT'S JOHN O'CLOCK MOTHER FUCKERS GET IN THERE.

John O'Clock by XMC7991 August 26, 2016

Clockweight Blindfold

When in a 69 position with a guy on top, and his ballbag drapes over his partners face with 1 duster resting on each eye.

"Colin climbed on top for a dinner for 2, managing to position his balls perfectly on Edna's face for a well executed clockweight Blindfold".

Clockweight Blindfold by Woms1 April 20, 2023