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chuckle or giggle. used to describe awkward laughter when something is weird or amusing but really not that funny.
dude did you know your junk is hanging out in your profile picture? oops. . . c.o.g.
c.o.g. by pilyapearl April 4, 2011
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C.O.G.-n. short for Cool Old Guy. originating from Ireland. A guy working at a community college who hangs out with awesome chicks that gives free hugs.
That guy is a total C.O.G.!
C.O.G. by Crape Makers March 3, 2009
Children of God do not play, they are not ones to be tested, if messed with......your fucked.
C.O.G. is the best duhhh
C.O.G. by HIS SON 12 May 15, 2016
An acronym that stands for Child of God.
She said that he was a C.O.G. But she still suck dick on Sundays.
C.O.G by Ilovethelord42069 February 10, 2018

C.O.G.A. 

C.O.G.A. = Collection Of Great Association.

Typically used in the Japanese American heritage. And the term C.O.G.A. is greatly used in the following example.
#1 - WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? You and your STUPID C.O.G.A.'S!

or

#2 - I made MILLIONS because of C.O.G.A.!
C.O.G.A. by POWER12 May 26, 2011
The "Creepy Old Guys" that sit at the bar at Hooters and drool over the waitresses.
Haha, look at that fucking cogs gawking over her ass!
C.O.G.S by togakng April 9, 2005

(C.O.G.)Children of God 

Children of God do not stand down and push through any obstacle.
(C.O.G.)Children of God do not play so don't test them dumbfuck.
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