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The "Creepy Old Guys" that sit at the bar at Hooters and drool over the waitresses.
Haha, look at that fucking cogs gawking over her ass!
C.O.G.S by togakng April 9, 2005
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K-P-C-O-F-G-S 

Acronym used to remember the taxonomic groupings of individual organisms in biology.


Keep = Kingdom
Pond = Phylum
Clean = Class
Or = Order
Froggy = Family
Gets = Genus
Sick = species
K-P-C-O-F-G-S is an abbreviation of how species are classified in biology.
K-P-C-O-F-G-S by bobmgee February 26, 2009

K-P-C-O-F-G-S 

Acronym used to remember the taxonomic groupings of individual organisms in biology.
K-P-C-O-F-G-S

Kids........Kingdom
Playing.....Phylum
Catch.......Class
On..........Order
Freeways....Family
Get.........Genus
Smashed.....Species
K-P-C-O-F-G-S by TJHighlndr January 1, 2008

K-P-C-O-F-G-S 

Kinky - Kingdom
People - Phylum
Come - Class
Over - Order
For - Family
Group - Genus
Sex - Species
Barbara got an exeptional grade on her Biology midterm because she remembered K-P-C-O-F-G-S.
K-P-C-O-F-G-S by Group sexer March 12, 2010

K-P-C-O-F-G-S 

Kanye
proffers

coke

over

flat
grape
soda
K-P-C-O-F-G-S
K-P-C-O-F-G-S by tcb.no72 September 9, 2018

K-P-C-O-F-G-S 

The acronym used to remember the breakdown of species classification, with the genus and species comprising the scientific name. (ex. Human= Homo (Genus) Sapien (Species))

King......Kingdom
Philip....Phylum
Could.....Class
Only......Order
Find......Family
Good......Genus
Students..Species
K-P-C-O-F-G-S means King Philip Could Only Find Good Students
K-P-C-O-F-G-S by pat325ci March 13, 2008

K-P-C-O-F-G-S 

Biology acronymn

King Philip Comes Over For Great Sex
What does K-P-C-O-F-G-S mean?

King
Philip
comes
over
for
great
sex
K-P-C-O-F-G-S by L-Dawg23456789 December 9, 2006
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