C.O.G.S Share definition Flag The "Creepy Old Guys" that sit at the bar at Hooters and drool over the waitresses. Haha, look at that fucking cogs gawking over her ass! C.O.G.S by togakng April 9, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the C.O.G.S mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch