by mass

by mass : when one of ur friend say or do something gay. U yell MASS and hit him and the shoulder.

by mass: you're friend says something gay

by malex dream dream November 5, 2018

Gas followed by mass

Now see here folks, Gas followed by mass means to shart yourself.

You be having a great day and have the urge to fart.

Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.

Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.

Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a date or talking to crush or else your fucked.

Guy 1: Man I was talking to this one hot chick at this party but I had some gas followed by mass!

Guy 2: Oh shit man that sucks. Even the devil finds that shit blasphemous.

by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023

3 Way By Mass

When you're having sex with a girl, who weighs as much as two girls. You're sexual experience weighs in as a 3 way...but there are only two people in the bed.

Person A: "Is John really hitting on that fat chick over there?"
Person B: "He'll be in a 3 Way By Mass soon enough."

by Random human June 18, 2009

Massachusetts Fly By

The act of having oral sex while simultaneously skateboarding parallel to your sex partner. It is very difficult and highly dangerous, but if achieved bragging rights will be forever granted.

Guy 1: Dude what happened to your nuts?
Guy 2: Oh... I attempted a Massachusetts Fly By

by zolay May 21, 2011