By God’s Bones 

Phrase - one of the original curses listed in the Bible. Saying this phrase was viewed as an actual curse: when arguing with another, they would invoke an insult, followed by the phrase “by gods bones” to literally invoke the almighty into following through on your words. As people had more of a solid belief in god back in the day, this was a very, very, VERY serious thing to say to someone, and as such, is one of the original “curse words” listed in the Bible. Saying “by gods bones” was a good way to end up dead, or imprisoned for a long time.

“I’ll make you pick up your teeth with two broken arms, by God’s bones!”
“By God’s bones you better not be lying to me little one.”
“May the lord striketh me down if I lie, by God’s bones I tell you the truth!”

By God’s Bones by Chanothedestroyer March 2, 2021

by some god 

By some god I achieved the impossible.

Alyssa: HOLY SNOW, I had to dig my car out. But I made it by some god.

Drew: what

by some god by Drewbie doobie doo December 3, 2019

Serbian artillery is led by the hand of god

A bop to when you really want to feel like you cleansed the dishes harder than Hitler and his jews. It also has a fire beat, LIKE ITS FIRE

Chad: Serbian artillery is led by the hand of god
Incel: NO ITS NOT POSSIBLE THE USA HAS BETTER ARTILLERY
Chad: but it says here in this song. and besides Serbia had a budget,while the USA spends so much
Incel, humbled: ok

Serbian artillery is led by the hand of god by Bosnian artillery April 7, 2021

beat by the gods 

someone talented with the art of cosmetics slayed her makeup to a new level.

Cindy: oo gurl who did your makeup?
Janice: I got beat by the gods.
Cindy & Janice: okuuurrr *finger snaps in unison

beat by the gods by RunsWithJello January 20, 2017

smacked by the Gods 

When you are so turnt, beyond faded- to the point you are "smacked by the gods." Mostly referring to mary jane, but can be used when drinking as well.

after a long night of smoking and drinking:
"Man, I'm so faded, I am smacked by the Gods."

smacked by the Gods by L SIZZLE August 2, 2015

Sculpted by the greek gods 

Defines a person who's inhumanly handsome/beautiful

"Taehyungs face was sculpted by the greek gods."

"His/her face was sculpted by the greek gods."

Sculpted by the greek gods by NoImNotShiilo December 6, 2021