Skip to main content

Buzz Saw 

When someone passes out, flat on their back from too much drink or drug and a friend stands over them, pulls their pants down and proceeds to ride the unconscious person's nose with the crack of their ass. Loud buzz saw noises must be made while performing this action.

It's quite a sight to behold.
I've never had a 'Buzz Saw' but I sure have witnessed many.
Or
Dean 'Buzz Sawed' that guys face like a jack rabbit!
Buzz Saw by Sean Cookson August 30, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

buzz saw 

a haircut where you shave the sides of your head
David Michael: "May I have a buzz saw?"
Watson: "Want some tools?"
David Michael: "No! A buzz saw. It's a haircut. All the guys in school have them!"
Sam: "They shave the sides of their heads".
Elizabeth: "Oh. Then, no, you may not get a buzz saw".
David Michael: "My friends think I'm a baby! I'm not cool!"
buzz saw by Karen Stickney July 24, 2008

Academic buzz saw

When a teacher or professor purposely asks a hard question and forces a student to answer it. The student will likely get the question wrong and suffer mild to moderate humiliation in front of his or her peers. It is like being cut into pieces by academics
Professor: "How could Einstein's theory of relativity be disproved using basic calculus? Anyone? Come one, stick your head into the academic buzz saw."
Academic buzz saw by Yourffriend September 24, 2014

buzz sawed 

Screwed - orginanted from Lionel, coach of CPSU
The fat bitch buzz sawed Brycen after giving him the clap.
buzz sawed by bunk baller April 9, 2008

bitch-in-a-buzzsaw

used as an explanation, similar to "fuck!" or "shit!"

See "Jesus christ bananas"
Some ugly dude grabs for your balls and you say "bitch in a buzzsaw!"
bitch-in-a-buzzsaw by Mike Press March 22, 2004
buzzsaw an alternative name for a circular saw used for cutting lumber and other material in construction and carpentry
i cut 4 boards with my buzzsaw and had to get a new buzzsaw blade to finish the job those oak boards are really hard on buzzsaw blades
buzzsaw by littlejimmie March 22, 2019

Velvet Buzzsaw 

As the conversation became sexually charged, she could feel her velvet buzzsaw begin to hum.
Velvet Buzzsaw by cherry cocktail November 16, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
Next