buttsplain 

Explaining through you're butt.

See also: talking through your ass.

A: You know shit's getting real when (blah blah blah)

B: Quit your buttsplaining.

buttsplain by buttsplain February 25, 2018

botsplain 

Botsplaining is similar to mansplaining, except that the actor in this case is an AI chatbot. While attempting to use the tool to explore unusual ideas and concepts, the bot will continuously interrupt the conversation in order to condescendingly interject comments such as "it is crucial to understand that diverse viewpoints exist" as if you were clearly such a dolt that you didn't understand that talking about one viewpoint does not amount to forgetting that other viewpoints exist.

Yesterday, it was botsplained to me by ChatGPT that diversity exists in the world.

botsplain by anonymous May 23, 2023

buttstain-brown 

The color left in underwear, bed-linen or elsewhere, usually in a streak.

Do you want your peanut butter spread thick, or just buttstain-brown?

I like the color of that table, not as dark as walnut, not as light as maple, more of a buttstain-brown.

buttstain-brown by buggy October 20, 2005

buttsplit 

n. yet another word for asshole, etc.

Sister Mary was so upset with little Jeffreys behavior that she kicked him in the buttsplit.

buttsplit by shuski December 16, 2009

budsplaining

The "mansplaining" of the weed industry. When a cannabis user uninvitedly tries to educate another user about something they are already familiar with. Usually comes with the assumption that they know more about the topic, and is frequently targeted toward female smokers by men with fragile egos.

A customer walks into the dispensary, and approaches a female budtender with years of education and experience. He attempts budsplaining how thc percentages work to her and proceeds to complain about everything on the shelf, brags about how he was "smoking before she was alive," then finally walks out with the shittiest strain because it was cheapest.

budsplaining by dr.definethatshit January 22, 2021

Buttsplit 

When your butt is so big that it rips your pants open in public.

OMG, did you see that girl in the cafe the other day? It totally looked like she was about to have a buttsplit!

Buttsplit by The_badass_girl June 20, 2017

Botsplaining 

When an AI chatbot confidently gives wrong information

The chatbot is botsplaining again

Botsplaining by rtd123 December 8, 2022