buttsplain

Explaining through you're butt.

See also: talking through your ass.

A: You know shit's getting real when (blah blah blah)

B: Quit your buttsplaining.

by buttsplain February 25, 2018

botsplain

Botsplaining is similar to mansplaining, except that the actor in this case is an AI chatbot. While attempting to use the tool to explore unusual ideas and concepts, the bot will continuously interrupt the conversation in order to condescendingly interject comments such as "it is crucial to understand that diverse viewpoints exist" as if you were clearly such a dolt that you didn't understand that talking about one viewpoint does not amount to forgetting that other viewpoints exist.

Yesterday, it was botsplained to me by ChatGPT that diversity exists in the world.

by anonymous May 23, 2023

buttstain-brown

The color left in underwear, bed-linen or elsewhere, usually in a streak.

Do you want your peanut butter spread thick, or just buttstain-brown?

I like the color of that table, not as dark as walnut, not as light as maple, more of a buttstain-brown.

by buggy October 20, 2005

buttsplit

n. yet another word for asshole, etc.

Sister Mary was so upset with little Jeffreys behavior that she kicked him in the buttsplit.

by shuski December 16, 2009

budsplaining

The "mansplaining" of the weed industry. When a cannabis user uninvitedly tries to educate another user about something they are already familiar with. Usually comes with the assumption that they know more about the topic, and is frequently targeted toward female smokers by men with fragile egos.

A customer walks into the dispensary, and approaches a female budtender with years of education and experience. He attempts budsplaining how thc percentages work to her and proceeds to complain about everything on the shelf, brags about how he was "smoking before she was alive," then finally walks out with the shittiest strain because it was cheapest.

by dr.definethatshit January 22, 2021

#Buttstained

In the mortgage world, its when your loan is going perfect in the process and then all of a sudden it gets assigned to a certain person...

ME: Bruh...What happened to that sweet loan you had in process? Big Loan, PIW Slam Dunk Deal... What happened???

MLO: Dude - I dont even wanna talk about it. It got #buttstained. Now they dont even return my calls or anything! WTF happened on that call

by Mason Carbon Capital January 13, 2022

Buttsplit

When your butt is so big that it rips your pants open in public.

OMG, did you see that girl in the cafe the other day? It totally looked like she was about to have a buttsplit!

by The_badass_girl June 20, 2017