buttsmear

the stain left in your underpants after defacating in them.

I crapped my pants and left a huge buttsmear.

by Caitlin Dorrance January 7, 2005

buttsmarn

A bloody legend. Aussie YouTuber who is the upcoming prime minister.

You voting for the buttsmarn? Hell Yeah obviously bro

by Mike butt April 20, 2019

Buttsharking

The act of kissing ass.

Man did you see Bob buttsharking the new Boss.

by Bubbacheese October 10, 2005

Buttmare

A terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect for a person's anus, usually involving gastric distress and/or poor choices of food ingestion.

"I ate lunch at Town Topic today and it did not result in my customary mid-afternoon BUTTMARE."

by afghan_w October 12, 2011

buttsweat angel

Angel-wing like pattern created on sheets, furniture, or other upholstered material by sweat on the bottom partners butt during extended and/or vigorous sexual activity, especially of the cowgirl and reverse cowgirl variety.

Named for its similarity to imprinting the pattern of your moving arms and legs in snow to create a "snow angel".

Not to be confused with the sex puddle or pussy juice cocktail.

1) Get on this side tonight. I'm not sleeping in the buttsweat angel!

2) Just like a snowflake, no two buttsweat angels are exactly alike.

by jennimus prime August 21, 2009

Buttmark

The soft folds of toilet paper that you place in between your buttcheeks as you stand up to give a courtesy flush so the cold water doesn't splash your sensitive baby soft skin.

After AV was done blowing the smelly pootinkies out of his garehole, he needed to give a courtesy flush so he placed a buttmark between his cheeks and flushed. His butt didn't get wet or dirty and the bathroom was no longer smelly, everybody wins, except your mom!!

by Jordy the Jerk May 1, 2011

Buttsharpies

The name for a group of permanent markers that are placed inside the anus of a human being, then photographed, and posted on reddit.com.
Completely NSFW, but is can be found at the subreddit:

/r/ButtSharpies/

You see that picture on reddit? That chick had the world record with 14 buttsharpies!

by Hex68 January 15, 2014