Buttbear

A nickname given to someone when they act in an awkward or derpy way that is more indearing than anything else. This term can also be used to describe derpy/rolypoly animals.

Zack: "I just tried to enter through the exit and totally crashed into the door."

Kendra: "Awww, you little buttbear!"

Buttbear by Kelsokelsington October 1, 2013

Buttbeak 

When you take your hand and make it into a beak shape by clenching your fingers together. Then use it to pleasure your own or a friend anally

“I met this hot girl, can’t wait to suprise her with a Buttbeak”

Friend - “what are you up to tonight?”
Friend 2 - “Not much, might hit the town and do some buttbeaking”

(Sung with a best) “If you want to Buttbeak like a Pro, use plenty of Lube and take it nice and slow”

Buttbeak by Sam Liquorson February 24, 2019

Buttberry 

alternetive term for the "Blackberry" PDA device, especially when the Buttberry's owner constantly uses it in an annoying fashion, such as during lunch, dinner, while driving, during cunnilingus, etc...

Put down the Buttberry and get back to chowing my box please.

Buttberry by BGA July 3, 2005

buttbeads

n., large beads made of plastic or ceramic that are inserted in the anus and pulled out for sexual stimulation

Joe pulled the buttbeads right out of his ass in front of all his siblings!

buttbeads by Danny C. December 5, 2002

Buttbeam

When you have anal sex and stimulate the girl, a split second before she reaches her climax, you pull out and slap her as hard as you can on her loin causing the pain to be interpreted as pleasure by the brain and resulting in a total relaxation of the bladder and sphincter causing involuntary disposal of urine and feces.

She wanted such rough sex I buttbeam -ed her. We had to buy a new madras because I gave her a butt beam.

Buttbeam by Darlen April 5, 2010

buttbark 

a loud, abrupt fart!

Oops, I just buttbarked! A thousand pardons!

buttbark by Gus Smegma February 17, 2006

Buttfear 

A strong fear about potential worries towards ones own butt. Can refer to potential anal sex, horrible diahhrea, etc.

"Mom, I dont want to go to church the priest gives me buttfear!"

Buttfear by Sdixon3917 September 15, 2019