buttshave

a word discribing a disorder when your anal glands produce too much hair and it clogs up your anus.

Bobby can't take a shit because he needs to get a buttshave

by Fred Green & Ted Johnson May 6, 2006

butthaven

Noun. Singular. US English colloquialism. A comfortable place in which to sit.

My favorite butthaven is this sofa.

This car seat is so uncomfortable, it's no butthaven.

by Atayodea Mi January 7, 2011

Buttweave

A situation that is hard to get out of or uncomfortable for multiple people

Example 1
Girl 1- Whoa, you got a tattoo without asking your parents?
Girl 2- Yeah my parent's are going to kill me and my older brother who signed off as my guardian.
Girl 1- Looks like you guys have gotten yourself into a pretty bad buttweave...

Example 2
Boy 1- Andrew is such a buttweaver; everything he says makes people uncomfortable.
Boy 2- Dude yeah he really needs to learn how to act like a normal person.

by ButtWeaving4Life August 30, 2013

Buttsharking

The act of kissing ass.

Man did you see Bob buttsharking the new Boss.

by Bubbacheese October 10, 2005

Buttshawty

Someone with a big booty

Damn she’s Buttshawty look at her big butt

by Natedawg248 December 30, 2019

Butthaze

Butthaze refers to anything produced that does not please the creator, but impresses an outsider. This term is most commonly used in the creative design industry, where a designer is not pleased with his work, but his superiors, colleagues, or clients are satisfied.

History
Butthaze, originally an old method of hallucinating, consisted of urine and feces collected in a bottle and kept out in sunlight for extended periods of time. Inhaling the "haze" would invoke hallucinations for days, and sometimes death.

** There is also counter-butthaze where the creator is very satisfied with their work, but an outsider does not find it pleasing.

Ryoko: I just finished this comp for the Blackberry proposal, but I'm not satisfied with it.

Colleague: Well, I think it looks fantastic.

** This instance clearly shows Ryoko's work is butthaze

by Speecesies June 23, 2009

buttscavenger

A person who picks up cigarette butts off the ground and smokes them.

Dude! I just saw you pick that cigarette butt off the ground a smoke it. You fucking buttscavenger!

by n00bch0p February 10, 2009