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butthaven 

Noun. Singular. US English colloquialism. A comfortable place in which to sit.
My favorite butthaven is this sofa.

This car seat is so uncomfortable, it's no butthaven.
butthaven by Atayodea Mi January 7, 2011

Buttweave 

A situation that is hard to get out of or uncomfortable for multiple people
Example 1
Girl 1- Whoa, you got a tattoo without asking your parents?
Girl 2- Yeah my parent's are going to kill me and my older brother who signed off as my guardian.
Girl 1- Looks like you guys have gotten yourself into a pretty bad buttweave...

Example 2
Boy 1- Andrew is such a buttweaver; everything he says makes people uncomfortable.
Boy 2- Dude yeah he really needs to learn how to act like a normal person.
Buttweave by ButtWeaving4Life August 30, 2013

bushslave 

A bushslave is anybody that does something under Bush ,jr's
threat of torture
The Congress of the United States is a bushslave by passing legislation demanded by Bush ,jr.
bushslave by Bobby Dias September 20, 2006
When something is underwhelming or disappointing. Most often used in a context that involves a person describing the poor state of something, such as a meal or TV show.
"Dude, this caf food is straight buttslap." "I'm bummed bro, that movie was buttslap."
ButtSlap by Montgomery Applebottom February 15, 2018

buttscavenger

A person who picks up cigarette butts off the ground and smokes them.
Dude! I just saw you pick that cigarette butt off the ground a smoke it. You fucking buttscavenger!
buttscavenger by n00bch0p February 10, 2009

buttlover 

A fan of the posterior, can also be written butt-lover
I am a buttlover par excellence; you can't beat a nice piece of arse.
buttlover by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006