buttsechts 

Commenly meaning "Buttsex" but in chatspeak and or l337 speak

You love buttsechts and boobz don't you

buttsechts by Bethany Watson December 11, 2008

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

When the spy, featured on the PS3, and PC game, Team Fortress 2, attempts to stab you (one of the 8 other male characters) in the back, but instead, gives you "Surprise Buttsecks" after, the trending songs and videos on YouTube.

*The Blue Scout, is defeating the red team when suddenly-*
Spy: "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS", BUTTSECKS, B-B-B-B-B-BUTT-SECKS!!

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS by TeamFortress2Fangirl June 12, 2012

surprise buttsecks

To give someone anal sex at an unexpected time, or place. Perfect for those special moments.

A: Me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. Saw titanic.
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??

surprise buttsecks by the real rick james December 7, 2005

buttsecks 

Anal Love

y helo thare buttsecks? LOLOL!!!11!!1

buttsecks by Digga June 22, 2003

buttsecks 

Humourous way to say anal sex. Usually used in a joking manner.

LYKE OMG IT WAS A P4LN 4 TEH BUTTSECKs!!!1

buttsecks by YD June 19, 2005

Buttsecks? 

A polite and gentle way to ask your significant other for anal sex.

Me: Buttsecks?
Betty White: Sure!

Buttsecks? by Drop_D May 8, 2007

suprise buttsechs 

When a person is quickly and unknowingly given buttsechs from someone who sneaks up behind them.

carleana "omg i just felt something in my butt"
rachel "zomg what was eet?!"
Jamesaxlmooney "SUPRISE BUTTSECHS!!!!"

suprise buttsechs by zomg effing brilliant July 26, 2006