buttsechs 

Sodomy. Bum sex. Anal sex. Fudge packing. Shit stabbing.

WUOLD YUO LIEK SUM BUTTSECHS?!?!1/1/1/1oneslashoneslash

buttsechs by Rob May 16, 2004

buttsechs 

Sex in the anal orphas with another living organism, commonly a man

omg BUTTSECHS!

buttsechs by john dolan March 20, 2004

buttsechs 

what your mom does to your brother...?

let me buttsechs u

buttsechs by buttsechs master June 14, 2004

suprise buttsechs 

When a person is quickly and unknowingly given buttsechs from someone who sneaks up behind them.

carleana "omg i just felt something in my butt"
rachel "zomg what was eet?!"
Jamesaxlmooney "SUPRISE BUTTSECHS!!!!"

suprise buttsechs by zomg effing brilliant July 26, 2006

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

When the spy, featured on the PS3, and PC game, Team Fortress 2, attempts to stab you (one of the 8 other male characters) in the back, but instead, gives you "Surprise Buttsecks" after, the trending songs and videos on YouTube.

*The Blue Scout, is defeating the red team when suddenly-*
Spy: "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS", BUTTSECKS, B-B-B-B-B-BUTT-SECKS!!

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS by TeamFortress2Fangirl June 12, 2012

surprise buttsecks

To give someone anal sex at an unexpected time, or place. Perfect for those special moments.

A: Me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. Saw titanic.
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??

surprise buttsecks by the real rick james December 7, 2005

buttseck 

One unit of anal sex.

what is the conversion of meters to buttsecks?

buttseck by Natolya Koksanov May 23, 2006