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buttsecs 

Sex up the buttocks, also known as anal sex, but spelt like buttsecs because it's 1337. And we all know, guys that spell buttsecs like this will actualy get more buttsecs.
awsome dood: Can we has buttsecs?
slammin girl: is that like "s" "e" "c" "s"?
awsome dood: yeh, you know it
slammin girl: what is you waiting for, plez take me from behind!!1
buttsecs by amg123 March 31, 2009
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SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

When the spy, featured on the PS3, and PC game, Team Fortress 2, attempts to stab you (one of the 8 other male characters) in the back, but instead, gives you "Surprise Buttsecks" after, the trending songs and videos on YouTube.
*The Blue Scout, is defeating the red team when suddenly-*
Spy: "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS", BUTTSECKS, B-B-B-B-B-BUTT-SECKS!!

surprise buttsecks

To give someone anal sex at an unexpected time, or place. Perfect for those special moments.
A: Me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. Saw titanic.
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??

buttseck 

One unit of anal sex.
what is the conversion of meters to buttsecks?
buttseck by Natolya Koksanov May 23, 2006

buttsecks 

y helo thare buttsecks? LOLOL!!!11!!1
buttsecks by Digga June 22, 2003

buttsecks 

Humourous way to say anal sex. Usually used in a joking manner.
LYKE OMG IT WAS A P4LN 4 TEH BUTTSECKs!!!1
buttsecks by YD June 19, 2005

Buttsecks? 

A polite and gentle way to ask your significant other for anal sex.
Buttsecks? by Drop_D May 8, 2007