buttrail 

butt-rail. a jerk that does cheap immations of mitch hedburg. an asswagon. a dude who touches babies.

aww fuck mr.day your such a buttrail!!!!!!

buttrail by schischa October 23, 2007

buttriloquist 

someone who can make their farts sound like they came from someone else

Even though Billy was sitting in the third row he made the whole class think the teacher had farted. He is quite a buttriloquist.

buttriloquist by Rich EZ January 11, 2009

Butt rail 

When a person inserts a tube full of cocain into his or her buddy’s rectum and blows.

Bro, you think I can butt rail this whole 8 ball?

Butt rail by Big money J March 5, 2018

Buttmail

When your touchscreen phone emails someone while in your pocket. The message usually contains a lot of random letters. A slightly less awkward (but still awkward) version of a buttdial.

Oh no, my phone came unlocked in my pocket and buttmailed my boss!

Buttmail by Musicman112RD March 4, 2011

buttnails 

-When you have yellow fingernails growing out from your ass.

- They could be French Tips also, normally forming from out of the crack.

" I have to trim my buttnails!"

"Ow, my buttnails are hurting me!"

buttnails by Creeper23 March 31, 2009