Buttmail

When your touchscreen phone emails someone while in your pocket. The message usually contains a lot of random letters. A slightly less awkward (but still awkward) version of a buttdial.

Oh no, my phone came unlocked in my pocket and buttmailed my boss!

by Musicman112RD March 4, 2011

butt mail

Fart smell that travels several yards or more from the point of origin.

I ate nothing but burgers this weekend. I think I'll send some butt mail to the surrounding cubicles.

by Zonn Nilligan April 11, 2008

buttmallow

Marshmallows that an extremely attractive female deficates when a man hits her G- Spot during sexual intercourse; may occasionally taste like cellery.

Dude, check this shit! When I was boning your sister last night, she came so hard she totally busted a buttmallow!

by Thisus A. S. Yudonum April 22, 2009

buttmilk

The substance that drips from the anus after ejaculation during anal intercourse. It is sometimes consumed with a straw.

Felicia giggled as the buttmilk trickled down her thigh.

by One87 May 2, 2003

buttmilk

(n) Dutch product made from buttjuice, secreted from buttudders, made into buttcheese.

Hey, this buttmilk that's about to be made into buttcheese from my buttudders is really tasty! Try some!

by Anthony Negrete March 14, 2007

buttamilf

1. a buttafaced order woman with the body of a 20 year old.
2. A cougar with an ugly face.

I saw this hot ass walking in front of me, but it turned out to be a buttamilf

by Freaky-Diki April 18, 2008

buttmilkshake

the product of putting milk and ice cream in ones butthole and pooping it out. The buttmilk shake is commonly served in a tall glass with a long sppon and a straw.

"Erin Jane put half a pint of Breyer's french vanilla up her butt and made a delicious buttmilkshake for her enjoyment"

by tortillachipgrl69 April 15, 2009