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Buttmullet

A term of endearment or an insult, depending on the user's intent, referring to hair on a butt that is short in one place (business) and long in another (party).
"You are just so cute, you little bitty buttmullet, you!"

"Dude, stop being such a freakin' buttmullet and give me back my potato!
Buttmullet by SunDog2050 May 13, 2015
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Buttmullet

A term of endearment or an insult, depending on the user's intent, referring to hair on a butt that is short in one place (business) and long in another (party).
"You are just so cute, you little bitty buttmullet, you!"

"Dude, stop being such a freakin' buttmullet and give me back my potato!
Buttmullet by SunDog2050 May 13, 2015

buttmuppet 

She's hot but kind of kinky. I made her my buttmuppet last night.
buttmuppet by Slick April 20, 2005

Butt mullet

Shaved/waxed vagina with the bottom remaining unshaven (still fluffy). Business in the front, party in the back.
I shaved my Brazilian but forgot the back and I ended up with a butt mullet

buttmuppet 

(N) An undesirable person: (N)a puppet on the ass of somebody and it flops around as they fart
Let's play Buttmuppet!
buttmuppet by Slappy-Tack March 11, 2005

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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