buttmullet

having copious amounts of hair located around the ass-region in form of a mullet.

Dude, that buttmullet has to go...no need to start a wildlife preservation down there.

by pwiddy September 10, 2009

Buttmullet

A term of endearment or an insult, depending on the user's intent, referring to hair on a butt that is short in one place (business) and long in another (party).

"You are just so cute, you little bitty buttmullet, you!"

"Dude, stop being such a freakin' buttmullet and give me back my potato!

by SunDog2050 May 13, 2015

Buttmullet

A term of endearment or an insult, depending on the user's intent, referring to hair on a butt that is short in one place (business) and long in another (party).

"You are just so cute, you little bitty buttmullet, you!"

"Dude, stop being such a freakin' buttmullet and give me back my potato!

by SunDog2050 May 13, 2015

buttmuppet

A person being fisted.

She's hot but kind of kinky. I made her my buttmuppet last night.

by Slick April 20, 2005

Butt mullet

Shaved/waxed vagina with the bottom remaining unshaven (still fluffy). Business in the front, party in the back.

I shaved my Brazilian but forgot the back and I ended up with a butt mullet

by Annon-I-mouse1000 March 7, 2020

buttmuppet

(N) An undesirable person: (N)a puppet on the ass of somebody and it flops around as they fart

Let's play Buttmuppet!

by Slappy-Tack March 11, 2005