buttmuppet

A person being fisted.

She's hot but kind of kinky. I made her my buttmuppet last night.

by Slick April 20, 2005

buttmuppet

(N) An undesirable person: (N)a puppet on the ass of somebody and it flops around as they fart

Let's play Buttmuppet!

by Slappy-Tack March 11, 2005

buttmullet

having copious amounts of hair located around the ass-region in form of a mullet.

Dude, that buttmullet has to go...no need to start a wildlife preservation down there.

by pwiddy September 10, 2009

Butt Muppet

Some one being lead around while being anally fisted.

My boss is trying to make a butt muppet out of me

by wilc December 21, 2008

buttpuppet

Someone who is a complete fucking moron.

My X James is a total buttpuppet.

by Bambi September 12, 2004

Buttrumpet

A person or person's ass predisposed to exceedingly loud expulsions of gas from the anal regions. Usually refers to a temporary condition of said effects.
See also 'magical buttrumpet'.

'Man, I got mad buttrumpet today, must be the beans'
'You've allways got buttrumpet stinkhead!'

by Unkle Funk April 14, 2008

buttuppity

Attitude or person that imitates, cultivates, or slavishly admires social superiors and is condescending or overbearing to others.

It's a nice neighborhood, but way too buttuppity for me.

That new guy in sales needs to curb his buttuppity ways.

by MsHBB April 13, 2010