buttmad 

Being angry about something petty or inconsequential, especially as a result of being highly sensitive about the given subject.

He's just buttmad because the jungler is camping his lane and he's losing.

I get so buttmad when someone TKs me in Counter-Strike.

buttmad by Immaterial October 24, 2014

buttmate 

someone who sits behind you in an office or class. They are postioned so that you seldom see their face but who shares an area but try not to touch.

Yo cuz whose your buttmate in class?

buttmate by beaver60 February 3, 2007

buttrageous

A terrible situation that is considered shitty and the outcome will stink.

Custodian#1: Who spread shit all over the bathroom walls in the boys room?

Custodian#2: Oh dude, that is buttrageous!

buttrageous by skypie May 31, 2011

Buttmare 

A terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect for a person's anus, usually involving gastric distress and/or poor choices of food ingestion.

"I ate lunch at Town Topic today and it did not result in my customary mid-afternoon BUTTMARE."

Buttmare by afghan_w October 12, 2011

buttmad 

Being particularly mad at something while being butthurt. Often a result of being trolled on the Internet.

I called this guy a hipster and he got so buttmad.

buttmad by ita0ts January 27, 2011

Buttmugged

Accosted by a stranger and then anally raped.

He was coming home from the party when two people jumped out of the bushes and buttmugged him.

Buttmugged by wankpanda March 30, 2009

buttman

The superhero of the same name. His favourite colour is blue.

HE is Buttman. Oh yes.

buttman by jamie August 21, 2004