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Rainbow Buttmate 

The dude you go to prom with.
'Yo who you going with for prom'
-'oh, josh. We're rainbow buttmates.'

Buttmare 

A terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect for a person's anus, usually involving gastric distress and/or poor choices of food ingestion.
"I ate lunch at Town Topic today and it did not result in my customary mid-afternoon BUTTMARE."
Buttmare by afghan_w October 12, 2011

buttmaster 

"buttmaster" is a new zealand slang term for someone that is considered to be very good at everything s/he tries. usually exceptionally good looking with chiseled features. a buttmaster is typically found inside a pub.
ben the polak is such a buttmaster that i've never seen him fail anything he has tried. he has chiseled good looks too.

man, you're a real buttmaster aren't you.
buttmaster by jimmy the thompson March 22, 2007

buttmagellan 

One who explores the high seas of Uranus.
That buttmagellan needs more seamen on his poop deck.

buttwater 

An ugly, hairy person who has no hygene.
Michael is the biggest buttwater in the world.
buttwater by Sexy Unanymous May 17, 2006

buttbate 

The act of violently shoving your thumb into your asshole and shitting as you do it, this is usually done for sexual pleasure. (Male or female)
Me: Dude, I just buttbated, it was amazing.
Billy: Does your thumb stink?
Me: (Sniffs thumb) FUCK YES! There's fucking shit all over my hand! I forgot to clean up I guess...
buttbate by DeuceCracka January 22, 2014
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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