buttjam 

Any act by which a person forcibly oppresses any object into an area or concept whereby that object is obviously too large to fit. Also, when a dim-witted co-worker invariably and frequently, without warning, inserts his/her unwelcome or grossly irrelevant comments or discretions into a coversation they aren't welcome to joining, often occuring during water-cooler meetings.

I wish Henry wouldn't buttjam his jobs into production because it really throws our workflow off.

Why is Henry always butt-jamming his dumb remarks into our happy-hour coversations?

buttjam by Chris Griego January 12, 2006

buttramp 

(noun) Someone who loves anal sex so much, they'll bend over for any willing dick, regardless of circumstances. These people are also frequently dubbed asswhores, anal-whores, and politicians.

"Jon is such a buttramp! I saw him bent over, grabbing his ankles, and taking the captain of the football team's meat sword in his ass."

"Christa is a buttramp! The Owner fired her and the Department Manager when he caught them having anal sex in the office yesterday during lunch!"

buttramp by Chief of the Okhrana January 11, 2014

butt jam 

The leftover residue after the poop you forgot to wipe at the top part of your butt crack and sweat mix throughout a 10-hour shift.

Derrick couldn't bare another breath while Michelle intoxicated the elevator with her butt jam fumes, and got off several floors too early.

butt jam by Mickey Terf October 4, 2019

Buttrammer 

A Homosexual who likes to take it in the anus. Can be used as a funny insult to your friends.

"Go away you Buttrammer!"
"Dude, that guy over there is a buttrammer"

Buttrammer by Garcia, Frank May 7, 2007

Butthammed 

Drunk beyond belief. Butt Fucked Up.

Chris: Dude I woke up naked, backwards on the toilet this morning
Dave: You were Butthammed last night

Butthammed by OGMet March 13, 2010

Buttjay 

Inasmuch is an HJ induces male ejaculation by stimulating with the hands and a BJ induces male ejaculation by stimulating with the mouth, a Buttjay induces it using the sweet, sweet butt.

Caroline was so into buttjays that when she sat around the house she literally sat around the house.

Buttjay by Leftenant_Beej July 2, 2009

buttjazz

The mixture of sweat and farts to create a rlly bad smell

You smell like buttjazz

buttjazz by SeaHawkr8 March 15, 2021