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buttjam

Any act by which a person forcibly oppresses any object into an area or concept whereby that object is obviously too large to fit. Also, when a dim-witted co-worker invariably and frequently, without warning, inserts his/her unwelcome or grossly irrelevant comments or discretions into a coversation they aren't welcome to joining, often occuring during water-cooler meetings.
I wish Henry wouldn't buttjam his jobs into production because it really throws our workflow off.

Why is Henry always butt-jamming his dumb remarks into our happy-hour coversations?
by Chris Griego January 12, 2006
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buttramp

(noun) Someone who loves anal sex so much, they'll bend over for any willing dick, regardless of circumstances. These people are also frequently dubbed asswhores, anal-whores, and politicians.
"Jon is such a buttramp! I saw him bent over, grabbing his ankles, and taking the captain of the football team's meat sword in his ass."

"Christa is a buttramp! The Owner fired her and the Department Manager when he caught them having anal sex in the office yesterday during lunch!"
by Chief of the Okhrana January 11, 2014
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butt jam

The leftover residue after the poop you forgot to wipe at the top part of your butt crack and sweat mix throughout a 10-hour shift.
Derrick couldn't bare another breath while Michelle intoxicated the elevator with her butt jam fumes, and got off several floors too early.
by Mickey Terf October 4, 2019
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Buttrammer

A Homosexual who likes to take it in the anus. Can be used as a funny insult to your friends.
"Go away you Buttrammer!"
"Dude, that guy over there is a buttrammer"
by Garcia, Frank May 7, 2007
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Butthammed

Chris: Dude I woke up naked, backwards on the toilet this morning
Dave: You were Butthammed last night
by OGMet March 13, 2010
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Buttjay

Inasmuch is an HJ induces male ejaculation by stimulating with the hands and a BJ induces male ejaculation by stimulating with the mouth, a Buttjay induces it using the sweet, sweet butt.
Caroline was so into buttjays that when she sat around the house she literally sat around the house.
by Leftenant_Beej July 2, 2009
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buttjazz

The mixture of sweat and farts to create a rlly bad smell
You smell like buttjazz
by SeaHawkr8 March 15, 2021
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