7 definitions by Mickey Terf
The one heavier friend that always brags about how much he can eat, despite the information being universally not cared for.
"Hey guys- I bet I could order and eat 7 craving boxes from Taco Bell if we went right now."
"Jeffery, shut the fuck up you fatass White Castle Knight, your over-eating is unsettling to say the least."
"Jeffery, shut the fuck up you fatass White Castle Knight, your over-eating is unsettling to say the least."
by Mickey Terf May 24, 2019
The leftover residue after the poop you forgot to wipe at the top part of your butt crack and sweat mix throughout a 10-hour shift.
Derrick couldn't bare another breath while Michelle intoxicated the elevator with her butt jam fumes, and got off several floors too early.
by Mickey Terf October 4, 2019
Another version of the popular racist term 'cracker', describes a person and or persons with the intelligence of sloth and the increased tendency of fucking ones sister.
Jim is such a banjo child, his truck is always covered in mud and his sisters panties hang from the rear view mirror!
by Mickey Terf December 2, 2016
Crowning achievement in medical science- the only contraceptive proven to be 100% effective in preventing sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy, individuals prescribed could well remain a virgin indefinitely.
Jackson started Dungeons and Dragons 38 years ago, and he hasn't been at risk for pregnancy or STD's since!
by Mickey Terf May 24, 2019
When two or more drunkest guys at a party compete for a single females attention in hopes of bedding with her.
Aaron, Brock and Thad began hollering and increasing their alcohol consumption in the hopes of impressing Samantha in a Chad-Off to see who she would hookup with.
by Mickey Terf May 24, 2019
When a divorce occurs and one ex solicits the other for post-marital sexual favors in exchange for commodities.
"Hey Jen, I heard you have a car payment you need help putting towards."
"Alright Eric- I'll award you some Downtown Alimony in exchange for money to the car note."
"Alright Eric- I'll award you some Downtown Alimony in exchange for money to the car note."
by Mickey Terf May 24, 2019
A time period in which you can take Vyvanse because you feel like it, and fill your body with any number of different chemicals.
“Hey Chris, summer is finally here!”
“Yeah man, pop the amphs and grab a Coors- time to hit Destin Florida.”
“Yeah man, pop the amphs and grab a Coors- time to hit Destin Florida.”
by Mickey Terf May 24, 2019