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buttamilf

1. a buttafaced order woman with the body of a 20 year old.
2. A cougar with an ugly face.
I saw this hot ass walking in front of me, but it turned out to be a buttamilf
by Freaky-Diki April 18, 2008
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Buttmail

When your touchscreen phone emails someone while in your pocket. The message usually contains a lot of random letters. A slightly less awkward (but still awkward) version of a buttdial.
Oh no, my phone came unlocked in my pocket and buttmailed my boss!
by Musicman112RD March 4, 2011
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buttmilk

The substance that drips from the anus after ejaculation during anal intercourse. It is sometimes consumed with a straw.
Felicia giggled as the buttmilk trickled down her thigh.
by One87 May 2, 2003
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buttmilk

(n) Dutch product made from buttjuice, secreted from buttudders, made into buttcheese.
Hey, this buttmilk that's about to be made into buttcheese from my buttudders is really tasty! Try some!
by Anthony Negrete March 14, 2007
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Buttamuffin

to press on the nose or tail of a snowboard while shredding next to gapers, sometimes called butters, nose slapy, tail slapy
180 nose butter to front boardslide to 270 out. "sick Buttamuffin"
by Gnarkill420 January 25, 2009
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buttmilkshake

the product of putting milk and ice cream in ones butthole and pooping it out. The buttmilk shake is commonly served in a tall glass with a long sppon and a straw.
"Erin Jane put half a pint of Breyer's french vanilla up her butt and made a delicious buttmilkshake for her enjoyment"
by tortillachipgrl69 April 15, 2009
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Buttermilf

Buttermilf is a much sought after delicacy, ripened to the point of perfection, often vigorously applied, or massaged to meats before cooking. Obtained by "Milking" a milf whilst still in the lactating phase of rearing. Careful sampling must be conducted by a master chef strait from the teat prior to collection. Often used in French restaurants on pastries and sausage.
“The master chef handled the milfs teats delicately, feeling for ripeness. Upon further taste testing he decided the milk was too yeasty for consumption. This was not the milf to collect buttermilf from.”
by JKE/ATH November 2, 2008
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