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buttgasket 

Same as assgasket

The tissue paper thing shaped like a toilet seat that is in a public bathroom that you cover the toilet seat with to prevent your butt from touching it
Guy that needs to take shit: I need to take a shit.
Other guy: we’re almost home can’t you wait?
Guy that needs to take shit: NO!!!!
Other guy: ok we’ll stop here.
Guy that needs to take shit: this place is dirty I can’t poop here.
Other guy: well it’s here or you have to wait to we get home! Just out a few buttgaskets on the toilet seat and then sit down.
buttgasket by yourname2 December 15, 2008
Words you can keep

butt gasket 

The sanitary paper seat covers for a public toilet.
Walking out of the bathroom, someone says: "Dude, you got a butt gasket stuck to your shoe."
butt gasket by Rev. Bill October 20, 2007

buttmasked 

When inconvenient truths are hidden or masked out, usually in the form of engineered video glitches, some kind of signal loss, interuptions or misdirection. All usually taking place at key moments.
The video feed was BUTTMASKED but I still managed to gain most of the information.
They fact of it being BUTTMASKED just shows where the producer's allegencies lie.
buttmasked by Yogi Baird July 17, 2020

Buttersket 

Someone who has a really nice body but is really ugly
That girl was a buttersket mush you get me.
Buttersket by Wazzer13 January 13, 2017

buttersket 

A girl who has had sex with so many guys her vagina is slippery like butter.
'You fucked 3 guys in a week! You buttersket!'
buttersket by X_HouseGimp420_X March 3, 2016

Buttersket 

An ugly woman or girl. (Or can be butter sket)
"Shes a buttersket"
Buttersket by unknown 1806 August 8, 2016

buttersket 

so one who poke them selves with buter on there hands
i saw some one poking them selves with butter on there fingers shes a buttersket
buttersket by ajb64 November 13, 2011
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