buttersandwich

when someone forgets to remove jizz from their asshole and it leaks out later

yeah dude i fell asleep after anal sex and left jizz in my asshole, total buttersandwich

by buttereater69 July 11, 2017

shit butter sandwich

Annoying conversation with a girl, typically a girlfirend.

Dude, I got caught in Shit Butter Sandwich for over an hour and I was late to work!

by Sir Rusty Trombone May 31, 2006

I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich

Perhaps the most famous and most recognized Tomism (see "Tomism"), the term is used as a general insult. Tom K. would speak of another person as having "the I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich". It is believed that Tom did not originate the phrase, however. In recent times, the phrase has been combined with "without the jelly" on the end- supposedly to indicate that a peanut butter sandwich WITH jelly has somehow a measurably higher I.Q. Go figure.

"Frank is such an idiot. He's got the I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich."

by Frank Klaune November 23, 2004

Penis-Butter Sandwich

A generic descriptor for any food tainted with massively unpleasant ingredients.

Make sure you watch Jim prepare those egg rolls; he's lord of the penis-butter sandwich.

by sixtyfps March 6, 2009

belly butter sandwich

After pulling out and cumming on a girls stomach she reaches out pulls the man toward her and hugs the man like a koala bear making a belly butter sandwich.

I gave him that belly butter sandwich

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 17, 2017

peanut butter sandwich

The occurance of needing a turd so badly that you let a little bit of shit out of your anus and it gets smeared all around your crack. The ass itself when looked at, then has the appearance of a peanut butter sandwich.

"Ive got such a peanut butter sandwich right now."

As the naked man bent over, the onlookers cried "Oh my god hes got quite a peanut butter sandwich."

by TehMuel November 6, 2007

Nutter Butter Sandwich

A delicious dish comprised of bread with special butter, "Nutter Butter."The butter must be warmed in the microwave for 10 seconds and the fucked and ejaculated in. The Nutter Butter is then spread on the sandwich with the penis or vagina that prepaired the special butter.

Girlfriend: Honey whats for dinner?
Boyfriend: *Grunts* I'm making you a nutter butter sandwich ;)
GF: OMG my fav

by ChefNutbut September 8, 2017