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butterfly kisses 

Fluttering one's eyelashes on someone's skin so they just feel the tickling sensation.
Trisha leaned in and gave me butterfly kisses on my cheek.
butterfly kisses by Sedruce November 18, 2005

butterfly kisses 

Plural of Butterfly Kiss.
A Butterfly Kiss is administered thusly:
1. Get your eyelashes up against some else's bare skin, so close that when you blink, your eyelashes caress the other person's skin.
2. Open and close your eyes rapidly. Each time your eyelashes brush the other person's skin, it is one Butterfly Kiss.
1. I hate winter up north because it's too cold to give butterfly kisses unless you're inside.
2. If you will let me undress you I will give you Butterfly Kisses over every inch of your body.
butterfly kisses by reverb December 28, 2005

butterfly kisses 

The female version of NAMBLA. Don't let the innocent-sounding name fool you, they advance basically the same agenda as NAMBLA: Equal rights for pedophiles. Although, statistically speaking, female pedophiles are something of a rarity, so Butterfly Kisses probably isn't as big a threat to common sense as NAMBLA is. Still, most logical people will abhor pedophilia, and as such they will look down on any organization that promotes such behavior.

Some would say that EVERYONE deserves equal rights, even pedophiles, but I don't think that's a very rational point of view. The great majority of small children don't understand sex in the slightest, so they can't really consent to it. Besides, having sex (or attempting it) with someone at age 6 or so can lead to SEVERE psychological complications further down the road.
Person A: "Say, what's Butterfly Kisses? Sounds like a touchy-feely New Age thing."

Person B: "They're female pedophiles seeking equal rights, despite the fact that it contradicts the law and society's moral standards."

Person A: "They're humans too, they deserve the same rights as everyone else."

Person B: "They DO enjoy those rights, but fucking kids isn't one of them. That's deplorable. The child would undoubtedly be hurt and confused afterwards. Hell, a good number of serial killers were raped or had sexual advances made on them as kids and cited it as a mitigating factor in their killings."
butterfly kisses by Mephianse July 31, 2008

butterfly kisses 

Can I join butterfly kisses?
Okay! Let's go have gay sex with a three year old! Yaaay!
butterfly kisses by Xandir April 13, 2006

butterfly kisses 

when you flutter your eyelashes on someones bootyhole
tonight i want him to give me butterfly kisses.

what girl, on yo bootyhole?
butterfly kisses by mm_butterfly December 4, 2007

Brown Butterfly Kisses 

Brown Buterfly Kisses are the act of performing some kawaii butterfly kisses on the anal sphincter of the willing participant.
"Brian is so cute, He gave some really tender brown butterfly kisses last night to say cheers for me taking a load in the brown zone."
Brown Butterfly Kisses by NRE808 August 22, 2018
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