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butter your biscuits 

After performing anal intercourse, ejaculating over the buttocks.
"I was riding her rump last night, and as soon as I came, I buttered her biscuits good"!

whatever butters your biscuit

basically synonymous with most other phrases fitting the pattern of "whatever __ your __," such as whatever floats your boat
can I substitute cheese grits for hash browns?

sure, whatever butters your biscuit.

butter your biscuits 

term use in online video games after killing one or several people.
they just got thier biscuits buttered! i just butter your biscuits! holy shit doug fuckin buttered my biscuit!

butter your own damn biscuits

When your significant other asks you to put butter on their toast or biscuits and you refuse.
Wife - "Honey, I'm to fat to reach the knife drawer. Can you spread butter on my toast?."

Husband - "Butter your own damn biscuits. You fat whore!"

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026