When I asked Veronica if she was a natural blonde, she pulled down her pants and said "Yup. I'm a Butter Crotch."
by milkman51 August 30, 2009
Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.
by SHIT FLINGING ASS DEMON March 11, 2014
Like 'butter face', but instead of a hot body with an ugly face, the person possesses exceptionally good looks but a small/not so good looking crotch. For men, common terms would be 'pencil dick' or 'baby penis'. Women, terms like 'blue waffle' or the favorite 'stink tuna'.
Jake: Dude, I swear Amanda is so freakin' hot! I'm really considering getting in bed with her tonight.
Dave: Ehh, yeah she's good looking, but I wouldn't bang. Word is she's a butter crotch.
Jake: What?
Dave: Yep. Her clitoris looks like chewed up bubble gum. Pretty sick man.
Dave: Ehh, yeah she's good looking, but I wouldn't bang. Word is she's a butter crotch.
Jake: What?
Dave: Yep. Her clitoris looks like chewed up bubble gum. Pretty sick man.
by lennytheoreo November 29, 2012
Crotch butter is indeed butter of the crotch. Meaning when you rub butter on your crotch, it becomes crotch butter. If you take off your underwear and smell popcorn butter, you call it...Crotch Butter.
by Crotchy McCrotchenheimer February 14, 2009
by djslut September 20, 2005