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Buttcum

Oh man there's buttcum everywhere!
by urluver69 March 6, 2010
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by stickitinthewhole May 27, 2016
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buttcum

Buttcum is a futuristic cum that will be available in the 2050's where the new "hip" thing will be to buttcum on your spouse and girl/boyfriend which is where people release a bodily fluid from their ass that is a mix between cum and poop but the catch is that ur buttcum taste like the best tasting strawberries in the world. Not just any kind but the kind that everybody loves. It will be a step up from roleplaying and before sex. spean speaner speaning
I wouldn't have sex with Bill but I'd buttcum him.
by RAMS March 20, 2005
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buttwumpus

n. A person SO lazy, they think having fun takes too much effort to be worth it. Buttwumpi can't even be bothered to play video games or channel surf. Surprisingly, most are thin, as unlike couch potatoes, they are too lazy to eat much.
"You can 'just sit there' at the club, too, but at least there you'll get a lap dance while you're at it! Don't be such a buttwumpus!"
by Zotmeister August 10, 2008
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Buttfumble

(Noun-Verb) - To run directly into your offensive lineman's rear end so violently that it in turn causes the quarterback to misplace the pigskin out of his hands and onto the ground ultimately causing a fumble.
Mark Sanchez is the pioneer of the Buttfumble.
by KRHimself December 30, 2012
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buttcucked

When your significant other gives their ass up to other people, but won't let you so much as caress it.
Lauren really buttcucked me this weekend. She was telling me about how her ex used to toss her salad, but she won't even let me stick a thumb in it. Wtf bro?
by Don Juan Dinero January 6, 2019
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buttchumpstin

A true friend who always Enjoys!!!!!
That buttchumpstin partied so hard last night, he woke up naked on your parents floor.
by The stream September 28, 2021
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