n. 1.) juice leaking aout of your butt 2.) an excuse to miss work 3.) words forming incoherent sentences from some idiot moron who should have his voice box removed
A liquid form when the gremlin ass goblin is coming out for its monthly crackers. This happens for a week everymonth.
People call this the second period
n. (BUT - joos)
1. The outcome of virtually any Arby's dining experience; derived from the greek Bootos Juscos, meaning "Arby's is cursed and contains parasitic doodoofiber"
2. A band from Wisconsin, whose hits include "I Beerbonged Arby's Cheese For Six Days" and "Has Anyone Ever Lived Through An Arby's Melt".
"Welcome to Arby's, would you like to consume our merchandise and afflict thyself with buttocks-meltingly awful Buttjuice?"
"Dude remember that time we ate a Beef 'n' Cheddar and didn't go blasting buttjuice out of our anuses?"
"No."
"Are you gonna go see Buttjuice perform live from the bathroom at Paradox?"
Vicious creatures that attack your butt endlessly. Usually, the only treatment is to burn them out with a lighter and some flatulence. These little critters are usually transmitted by someone who's alias is BewareOfButtlice. He keeps them in a jar. They respect him and follow his orders. Avoid BewareOfButtlice at all costs.
The unpleasent collection of sweat that collects within,the butt crack and crotch area.This unfortunate condition usually occurs on a hot day, while working hard or while exercising.Also see swamp crotch.
Mannnn Ive got major butt juice flowin after that jog.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.