butt-on
when one person pulls down thier pants and underwear and places their buttcheeks on an unsuspecting person's face.
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Butt on Butt
Butt on Butt by Zebben December 3, 2010
butt on (one's) shoulders
1) the difficult and awkward bodily position wherein one's gluteus maximi are situated above one's trapezoids
2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "head up (one's) ass"
2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "head up (one's) ass"
"I'm not inclined to continue this conversation until I hear that distinctive popping sound that will indicate to me that you've successfully removed your butt from your shoulders!"….
"Yeah, they've all got their butts on their shoulders down there at Bridgeport!"…
"Yeah, they've all got their butts on their shoulders down there at Bridgeport!"…
butt on (one's) shoulders by TIC Redux May 8, 2005
Butt on Moon
This is a theoretical sex position in which one person is clenching the handle end of a wooden spoon inside their butt and lowers the bowl end of the spoon towards another persons butt (the moon) until it lands on the butt. The bowl end of the spoon is then inserted into the butthole until both of the butts touch.
This is a reference to the 1980's British Children's TV Series "Button Moon".
This is a reference to the 1980's British Children's TV Series "Button Moon".
"Did you hear that Sapphora did Butt on Moon with Hup and the spoon broke in half?"
"I don't believe it, Butt on Moon is strictly theoretical"
"I don't believe it, Butt on Moon is strictly theoretical"
Butt on Moon by goldencherry10 August 24, 2025
smut butt on a putt putt
(southern U.S.A. slang, non derogatory)An african american (male) riding a motorcycle. Black motorcyclist on a budget, usually older model ragged looking cruiser with loud pipes. Don't race one, the smut butt on a putt putt will usually outrun you.
smut butt on a putt putt by FIrepig January 18, 2006
Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head
Johnny: There's no way I'm the father. You're crazy, just like your mother.
Suzie: You are such a "Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head!"!
Suzie: You are such a "Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head!"!
Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head by Pieceofsod April 14, 2009
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