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Sexual act usually performed by two or more males where each participant attempts to insert the largest object into their anus. Size is typically judged by length though usages of average width and width at widest point have also been recorded.
Man that five hour long butt off was intense, I'm still shitting out styrofoam.
Butt Off by timmy1234567 November 29, 2011

butt fuck off 

its like telling somebody to fuck off but more worser
tony: "hey paul, i hate you!! fuck off!"

paul: "the feeling is mutual tony, butt fuck off!!"
butt fuck off by hugh e. lewis March 28, 2008

break my finger (off) in his butt 

(When one's offer of help has been rebuffed) to take offence and therefore actively endeavour to worsen a situation.
I tried to help Brian out, but he was just really rude to me. So I decided to break my finger (off) in his butt. Bloody bastard!

break my finger (off) in his butt 

(From SE Asian 'New English'.) When one's offer of help has been rebuffed, to take offence and thereupon actively endeavour to worsen a situation (out of spite).
I tried to help Brian out, but he was just really rude to me. So I decided to break my finger (off) in his butt.

If he doesn't appreciate all my advice and hard work, I will just break my finger (off) in his butt.

Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day

April 17th is the designated day for sticking Cheetos up your butt, posting it on your only fans, and making hella money off it.
Guy 1: Yo today's April 17th, you know what that means..

Guy 2: Oh shit it's Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day already??? Sick.

office butt

when yo hiney get all flat like from vegatatin in yo rolley chair for too long.
office butt by kevin renee jones December 31, 2010
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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