Fuck you it’s my birthday I can eat the cake and trash I want.
Friend: Hey want to go to the movies or something on April 17th?
Me: fuck off it’s my birthday dumbass
by Cringemeat123 November 13, 2020
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National get laid day if its ur birthday you have to get laid or your a bitch
Mommm it’s national get laid day April 17th
Okay son let me fuck you real quick
by Big_Daddy42069 October 27, 2019
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Mia: talking too much

Mazzy: mia, it’s April 17th

Mia: oh shit
by daddy.chill November 15, 2019
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National boyfriend day. The significant other puts some sappy ass shit on social media (specifically instagram) showing how “great and wonderful” their relationship is when they really ain’t about shit.
Fuck. It’s April 17th. Time to delete my instagram.
by mcnuggetdestroyer April 17, 2018
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national max day. people named max have to marry whoever sends them a screenshot to them even if they are fruity.
max: what day is it
me:April 17th, we getting married
by mommy dom fetish April 17, 2021
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My cake day🥳
It’s a day wear to hottest bitches in the U.S get ready for hot girl summers
Stacey: ouu the hotties coming out
Alana: No duhh it’s April 17th
by Alanaaaaaaaaa October 29, 2019
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