butpan

1) A person who wants someone to wear a furry or animal costume and take it up the butt.

2) Can be used as an effective safe word in the middle of rough sex.

1) "she was so freaky, she was a total butpan"

2) "Dude i totally stuck it in her pooper and she screamed" "butpan!"

by scaredofthingsinrear August 5, 2011

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2-methyl-2-butanol

2-methyl-2-butanol is a tertiary alcohol which is 20 times stronger than regular ethanol (alcohol). 2-methyl-2-butanol doesn't produce aldehydes as a metabolite and instead, produces 2-methyl-2-butanyl gluconoride and 2-methyl-2,3-butanediol. Meanwhile, ethanol produces acetaldehyde, a moderately toxic aldehyde, before becoming the harmless acetic acid. As a result, there is no hangover from 2-methyl-2-butanol but there is a temporary hangover from ethanol. The dose range of 2-methyl-2-butanol is 2ml to 12ml+.
2-methyl-2-butanol can be made from ethyl chloride by the grignard reaction from an ethyl magnesium chloride intermediate reacting with acetone and then a hydrochloric acid work-up.

Properties
Chemical formula
C5H12O
Molar mass
88.150 g/mol
Appearance
Colorless liquid
Odor
Camphorous
Density
0.805 g/cm3
Melting point
−9 °C; 16 °F; 264 K
Boiling point
101 to 103 °C; 214 to 217 °F; 374 to 376 K
Solubility in water
120 g·dm−3
Solubility
soluble in water, benzene, chloroform, diethylether and ethanol

Terry: I drank 8ml of 2-methyl-2-butanol and I'm dissolved. I'm drunk!

*The next day
Terry: Hey! There's no hangover!

by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023

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Bumpanitus

Bumpanitus is a severe STD that causes eye damage on gamers. This makes it harder to see and click heads and can result in bumpaah games or even deranking...

I have Bumpanitus, and I've deranked from immortal 3 to diamond 2.

by BumpFan69 December 11, 2020

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Butane

Butane is a gas that's in your lighter. It's useful for turning on older stoves, cigarettes, weed joints, starting a fire with firewood to stay warm if you go camping or if the power goes out, turning on candles, and butane can even be used in mini-stoves. Butane is not a bastard gas, pentane is a bastard gas. Butane might not be as fancy as propane, but Hank Hill used a butane lighter to turn on his cigarettes and accidentally took a puff off of a weed joint thinking it is a self rolled cigarette. He ended up freaking out and sleeping in the bushes, LOL! Don't drive high! In another episode, he caught his son smoking a cigarette with his friend, and made him smoke an entire carton of cigarettes and he joined in the end. Then Peggy joined. Then they quit.
Properties
Chemical formula
C4H10
Molar mass
58.124 g/mol
Appearance
Colorless gas
Odor
Gasoline-like or natural gas-like
Density
2.48 kg/m3 (at 15 °C (59 °F))
Melting point
−140 to −134 °C; −220 to −209 °F; 133 to 139 K
Boiling point
−1 to 1 °C; 30 to 34 °F; 272 to 274 K
Solubility in water
61 mg/L (at 20 °C (68 °F))

Hank: You were smoking, Bobby?
Peggy: Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema!
Bobby: I thought those were the ingredients!
Peggy: Do you want to lose a Lung 'cause a boy will take it in a second?

*Hank and Bobby in the front yard! Hank dumping a whole carton of cigarettes!
Hank: Start puffing boy 'cause we got to get through 200 of these cigarettes!
Hank: *Hanks Bobby a butane lighter
Bobby: *puffs 30 cigarettes.

*Meanwhile in Dale Gribble's house
Dale: So Joseph, I heard you smoked your first cigarette.

Joseph: Sorry Dad, I promise to never smoke again.

Dale: Woah! I want you to make an informed decision! TM. If you want you can read a bloated government report on smoking. Or go straight to the horse's mouth and get the facts from the tobacco industry!

Doctor: Don't smoke, people. Vape! Then quit.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 9, 2023

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