Another slang term for analsex. You basically fuck a girl
up the ass so good, and so hard, she"s left feeling like it was just put through a meat grinder.
p.s.
you must have a curved dick for this to be authentic.
"Q" complained her assfelt crunched after we just got
doing the banana buttcrunch for 30 minutes straight.
Inserting a banana long-ways between your ass cheeks and squeezing as tightly as possible. The only successful banana buttcrunch is one that caused the inner banana to launch out the side of the peel.
to absolutely fucking destroy an image with a third party website like deepfriedmemes.com or whatever else you’ll find
i’ve done this to david tennant and i will not hesitate to do it to you.
WHY DID YOU FUCKING BITCRUNCH JACK WHITEHALL I KNOW HE PLAYED AN ABSOLUTE FUCKINGDORK BUT WHY.