but crunch

some one who likes to crunch but or an exercise wear u clench your butocks together

gym instructer give me 20 but crunch you lazy fat bitch

lazy fat bitch runs for the door

by skateboard pleb August 12, 2006

D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol

D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol

D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol

by syafinaz? October 17, 2023

crunchy but nugget

some one who is very mean ugly fat (has cellulite) seems to be burnt around the edges and looks like she just got pulled out of someones but.

Montanna! God that crunchy but nugget!

by Tara Olivia Jamie the posse January 22, 2009

banana buttcrunch

Another slang term for analsex. You basically fuck a girl
up the ass so good, and so hard, she"s left feeling like it was just put through a meat grinder.

p.s.
you must have a curved dick for this to be authentic.

"Q" complained her ass felt crunched after we just got
doing the banana buttcrunch for 30 minutes straight.

by GUSTAAVIK June 11, 2006

banana buttcrunch

another slang term for anal sex. You basically

fuck her up the ass, so good and so hard, she feels

like its been through a grinder.

Q complained her ass felt like it was put through a

grinder after we did the banana buttcrunch for half an

hour straight.

by Foroyaar May 30, 2006

banana buttcrunch

Inserting a banana long-ways between your ass cheeks and squeezing as tightly as possible. The only successful banana buttcrunch is one that caused the inner banana to launch out the side of the peel.

OH shit son, how are you so good at doing a banana buttcrunch!?

by TTTHeeeh Juggernaut June 3, 2006

bitcrunch

to absolutely fucking destroy an image with a third party website like deepfriedmemes.com or whatever else you’ll find
i’ve done this to david tennant and i will not hesitate to do it to you.

WHY DID YOU FUCKING BITCRUNCH JACK WHITEHALL I KNOW HE PLAYED AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING DORK BUT WHY.

by artemisonyx October 9, 2023