7 definitions by skateboard pleb

c unit

c unit the c stands for chav it's a piss take on chavs who think ther g unit

look at that c unit fuckin chavs ch ch ch ch chav unit!

by skateboard pleb August 13, 2006

nike shox

nike shox are ugly and worn by chavs nike's worst trainer of all time but all is forgiven because of nike sb the best skate shoes ever

chav1 errrrrrrr av just got some nike shox

chavet errrrrrrrr ther proper smart can a suck your dick

chav2 errrrrrrr give us dem shox or il bang ya

chav1 ok plese dont hert me im realy midle class im just pretending to be a chav have them

chavet errrrrrrr chav2 can a suck ya dick your well hip hop

by skateboard pleb August 16, 2006

but crunch

some one who likes to crunch but or an exercise wear u clench your butocks together

gym instructer give me 20 but crunch you lazy fat bitch

lazy fat bitch runs for the door

by skateboard pleb August 13, 2006

council eskate

a council estate that has a few skateboarders living ther or a word to describe a skateboarder that comes from a council estate this word was invented by skateboard pleb

im so council eskate, he's so council eskate, skateboard pleb is council eskate

this estate is turning into a council eskate since skateboard pleb moved here and evryone started copying him and realysed they dont have to be chavs

by skateboard pleb August 13, 2006

bam margera

i am a fan of bam margera he is funy but people who say he's the greatest skater of all time dont know shit about skateboarding ther are skaters much better than bam that dont even get half the publicity he get's he is famous for jackass and viva la bam and not for skateboarding dont get me wrong he is a good skater with a good style but not the best skater of all time

do u know who daewon song is probly not and he's so much beter at skateboarding than bam margera

by skateboard pleb August 12, 2006

Beef javerla

someone who eats lots of beef then farts on his hand and has a wank with that hand

look he just farted on his hand yuck it smells of beef and now he's jerking off he must be a beef javerla

by skateboard pleb August 12, 2006

nike sb

in my opinion the best skate shoes on the market ther so comfy and can take a beating some skaters say that you shouldent buy nike sb because nike are just cashing in on skating now it's popular but all company's are in it for the profit vans wearnt always skate shoes i think nike have raised the bar i would buy more traditional skate shoes like es or etnies but ther just not as good i tryed on a pair off lakie shoes and it was like tieing bricks to my feet plus nike have gave shoe deals to alot off uk skaters and anything that pisses chavs off has got two be good lol

man theese nike sb are so great to skate in

by skateboard pleb August 12, 2006