Burtons 

The hair on the back of a man's neck.

"I went to the barber for a hair cut because my burtons were outta control"

Burtons by McSpleen September 4, 2005

keith burtons 

Cockney rhyming slang for beef curtains. The area directly surrounding the entrance to the vagina.

That girl last night had keith burtons like a blood hound's face.

keith burtons by The Strut October 11, 2004

FUCK THE BURTONS

Fat dogs, flat heads, granny killers, dopey cunts and sluts.

"Fuck the burtons"

"Yeah fuck you, ya fat dog"

FUCK THE BURTONS by Uckfaytheurtonbays December 21, 2025

Uckfay the burtons

A family of fat dogs, flat heads, dopey cunts and sluts

"Uckfay the burtons!"
"Yeah! Fuck you, ya fat dog!"

Uckfay the burtons by Uckfaytheurtonbays December 21, 2025

Cliff Burton 

Metallica's 2nd bassist, and one of the greatest metal bassists of all time. Along with Steve Harris of Iron Maiden, he was one of the first metal bass players to play complex bass lines. He also liked to play loud and often soloed (with distortion, and sometimes wah). Because of this, some people have reffered to him as a "lead bassist".

He co-wrote several great metallica songs, including Master of Puppets and Orion (which was played at this funeral), and composed most of To Live is To Die, which was recorded as a tribute to Burton in metallicas ..And Justice for All album.

Cliff died September 27, 1986 after metallica's tour bus overturned in rural Swedan.

RIP Cliff Burton.

When a Man Lies He Murders
Some Part of the World
These Are the Pale Deaths Which
Men Miscall Their Lives
All this I Cannot Bear
to Witness Any Longer
Cannot the Kingdom of Salvation
Take Me Home

Cliff Burton by I hate your Emo Haircut December 11, 2004

Dan Burton 

Someone that has to prove they are not a donkey fucker.

Him: I believe Jed is a Dan Burton.
Her: Yes, I heard he dresses them up in Cheerleader outfits and fucks them hard.

Dan Burton by mr.nad June 27, 2017

Ward Burton 

A former NASCAR driver from South Boston, VA. Among his accomplishments, Ward won both the Daytona 500 and the Southern 500. A little-known fact is that, when poised to do a shot of Jaegermeister, one is well-informed to toast Ward Burton. The avid hunter or fisherman would benefit from checking out www.twbwf.org

"That Virginia man, he's really tough to beat. His name, is Ward Burton"

Ward Burton by waitsfan75 May 6, 2006